john williams did this on purpose i know it
The only thing funnier than a pun is the look of utter disappointment, hatred, and/or disbelief from the people around you
My mom made rolls for our New Years Day lunch.
They were bootylicious.
once you start making Phantom of the Opera jokes you know you’re past the point of no return
- accept that no pun is actually Good, but that the true nature of a good pun is to be so terrible that it becomes good.
- say every pun that occurs to you. i’m so serious about this, sometimes the most well received puns will be ones you considered not saying.
- ALWAYS laugh at your own puns, even if nobody else is. (especially if nobody else is.)
- know that you are hilarious. puns are a limitless resource and you have taken it as your duty to bring this gift to humanity. you are a hero.
In the spirit of Halloween… and all spoopy things.