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It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.

can we talk about how this is still getting notes

The funny thing is that i can not actually come up with a counter argument for this.

If I Love You, I Probably


  • photospam you with funny crap
  • offer you my food
  • text you random thoughts that pop into my head
  • remember extraneous details about you/what you tell me
  • defend you to the death
  • do weird things to cheer you up
  • worry about you ridiculously much but never say anything about it because I’m rotten at communication

The point of this post: some people have weird ways of communicating they love you, but that doesn’t mean they don’t care about you fiercely

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